Today, 5/23 is the High Holy Day of the Spokane Chapter of the Evil Penguin Discordian Church.
Did you know that 5=2+3? and 5+2+3=10? and 10/5=2?
Let us not partake in bunless hotdogs on this day. Let us shake the cabbage out of our brains, let us take communion at StarBucks (the official Evil Penguin Discordian Church Facilties management company). All hail who the hell ever you want to hail, or not to hail. Let us work to banish GreyFace! Let us use the great turkey curse at all times! Semper Discordia!
Attributed to Saint Pope Fred the Penguin King.