IF Theory

TOPEKA, KS – As the debate over the teaching of evolution in public schools continues, a new controversy over the science curriculum arose Monday in this embattled Midwestern state. Scientists from the Evangelical Center For Faith-Based Reasoning are now asserting that the long-held “theory of gravity” is flawed, and they have responded to it with a new theory of Intelligent Falling.


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  1. I’ve made the point before, that we don’t really know much at all about gravity, or even have very good theories for it.

    However, if you were to say that Gravity is a manifestation of God’s love, and as he created all of the universe all the parts of it are attracted as described in the following equation:

    F(gl)= GL * Ma * Mb / r2

    Where Ma is the mass of object A, Mb is the mass of object b, r is the distance in meters between them, F(gl) is the magnitude of the force of God’s Love between the two objects and GL is the constant of God’s Love.

    You can do the physics all day long with that construction. It workes exactly as well as what we have now, and is not really any more mysterious.

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